I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
how does that bad decision feel?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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