thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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