I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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