yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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