Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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