are you still at the devil's house?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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