she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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