is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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