lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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