Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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