he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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