I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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