I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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