the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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