when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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