your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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