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wanna go halves on a baby?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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