Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
