So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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