Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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