You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She announced her abortion via fbk
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
All I want is dick and wine.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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