he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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