I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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