U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
