I bet he comes in French.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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