butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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