Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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