She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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