Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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