i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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