im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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