do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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