Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
