doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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