Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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