last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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