once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Every concussion has its silver lining
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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