I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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