Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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