Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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