big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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