New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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