I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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