Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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