What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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