: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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