Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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