wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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