I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
