wanna go halves on a baby?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
tell me about the eggs
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